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SavageLucy42 (9:41:51 PM): still, this is funny. http://www.elanrodgertrinidad.com/illo/watchmen_final_web.jpg and az totally picked it apart like it was supposed to be meaningful
Blues PT00 (9:43:07 PM): lol
Blues PT00 (9:43:13 PM): I remember the original of this
SavageLucy42 (9:43:53 PM): i say "who needs rape when there's hostess fruit pies?" all the time now.
Blues PT00 (9:44:59 PM): http://tomztoyz.blogspot.com/2009/04/holy-cupcakes-batman-penguin-vintage.html
SavageLucy42 (9:45:13 PM): wait is that why you bought fruit pies all the time? to resist raping?
Blues PT00 (9:45:18 PM): yes
Blues PT00 (9:45:24 PM): I was gonna rape you SO BAD
SavageLucy42 (9:45:36 PM): thank god for those fruit pies!
Blues PT00 (9:45:40 PM): lol
Blues PT00 (9:46:03 PM): that, and they were 3 for a dollar
Blues PT00 (9:46:07 PM): that's fucking BONKERS
SavageLucy42 (9:46:32 PM): yeah but rape is free...
Blues PT00 (9:46:59 PM): OH GOD, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THAT
Blues PT00 (9:47:08 PM): but then again, rape doesn't come in apple and cherrt
Blues PT00 (9:47:13 PM): cherry, even
SavageLucy42 (9:47:21 PM): you could rape an apple?
Blues PT00 (9:47:27 PM): that's not the same...

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3D 2010

shogunkirioji (10:56:04 PM): Huh, their only selling point is that it's in 3d
SavageLucy42 (10:56:50 PM): NEXT YEAR EVERYTHING WILL BE IN 3D
SavageLucy42 (10:57:08 PM): oh MAn if Iron Man 2 is in 3d i might die.
shogunkirioji (10:59:08 PM): You can almost reach out and touch him
SavageLucy42 (10:59:22 PM): if only

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Banana!

Okay so Marishka Hargitay must be a robot or something because no human could say, with a straight face, "Why do you think the killer sodomized your husband with a banana?"

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Psychic squid

SavageLucy42 (11:03:11 PM): moth
SavageLucy42 (11:03:15 PM): i hate to break this to you
SavageLucy42 (11:03:22 PM): but the squid is fucking stupid
scythemantis (11:16:57 PM): UR stupid
SavageLucy42 (11:17:25 PM): well it is
scythemantis (11:17:39 PM): yeah the common complaint is that it's out of left field and doesn't fit the tone that the book builds you up with at all
SavageLucy42 (11:17:46 PM): nope it doesnt
scythemantis (11:18:00 PM): but THEREIN LIES THE GENIUS according to other people
SavageLucy42 (11:18:06 PM): i knew it was coming and its still like. grimdarkgrimdarkgrimdark WACKY SQUID YEAH!
scythemantis (11:18:34 PM): it's supposed to be like, generic cheesy superhero villain insertion
SavageLucy42 (11:19:54 PM): anyway mad scientist cheesy super villainy cant come out of left feild when you spend the first 350 pages making super heroes all serious masked vigilante type people
scythemantis (11:20:58 PM): but you know you're saying this to someone who would do EXACTLY that if he had a comic book
SavageLucy42 (11:21:30 PM): no you'd make it assinine FROM THE GETGO
SavageLucy42 (11:21:43 PM): you wouldnt do 350 pages of grimdark then get assinine
scythemantis (11:22:06 PM): that has only ONE s, LUCY!
SavageLucy42 (11:22:49 PM): the extra s is for extra ass
scythemantis (11:22:57 PM): lol

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Earwig Hotel

Blues PT00 (8:35:23 PM): SHUT UP IN THERE
SavageLucy42 (8:35:53 PM): dont be jealous just cause you cant laugh anymore being a soulless husk
Blues PT00 (8:36:12 PM): I can laugh at your suffering when I kill you slowly tonight.
SavageLucy42 (8:36:18 PM):
Blues PT00 (8:36:19 PM): : D
SavageLucy42 (8:36:29 PM): i have already sent my army of earwigs to destroy you
Blues PT00 (8:36:36 PM): I sleep among them
Blues PT00 (8:36:42 PM): I am one with the earwigs
SavageLucy42 (8:36:48 PM): lol
Blues PT00 (8:36:55 PM): infact, I shall pinch you to death with my ass
Blues PT00 (8:36:59 PM): MENTAL IMAGE
SavageLucy42 (8:37:03 PM): um yeah
SavageLucy42 (8:37:14 PM): some hellatious hemoroids you got there
Blues PT00 (8:37:34 PM): you're just jealous that I am the next evolutionary step in humanity
SavageLucy42 (8:37:45 PM): are you?
Blues PT00 (8:37:50 PM): ...no
SavageLucy42 (8:37:57 PM): goodbye wisdom teeth, hellow assfingers!
Blues PT00 (8:38:04 PM): lol
Blues PT00 (8:38:11 PM): better than asspennies

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IT BURNS

23:42 Savage Lucy : So. I was reading through my twitter updates. And I'm following jon favreau cause im a loser and want to know THIS SECOND what's happening with iron man 2
23:42 Savage Lucy : Jon_FavreauWrapped. Heading home. Robert was on fire. We're hitting our stride.
23:42 Savage Lucy : for a minute i thought robert was LITERALLY on fire

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The Adorable Iron Man

kahladw (1:11:49 AM): oh, btw, thought you'd like this. TMZ photographed robert downey jr walking around with an iron man lunchbox today
SavageLucy42 (1:11:55 AM): lol hot
kahladw (1:12:26 AM): and all the commentary was like "LOLOL IRON MAN CARRIES AN IRON MAN LUNCHBOX, NERD!WIN"
SavageLucy42 (1:16:08 AM): lol
SavageLucy42 (1:16:20 AM): now i have to go look
kahladw (1:16:32 AM): I'm trying to find it on their site. they showed it on the tv show
kahladw (1:16:41 AM): that I was watching like a fag
SavageLucy42 (1:16:51 AM): no worries i was watching cartoons
kahladw (1:17:31 AM): LOL I googled and found a different time from January. He really digs that lunch box link
SavageLucy42 (1:17:52 AM): dude if i was iron man i would totally carry a iron man lunchbox around
SavageLucy42 (1:18:30 AM): i was gonna comment on what he's wearing but then i remembered sherlock holmes
kahladw (1:18:42 AM): I don't think tmz has their pictures on the web yet, but it was even more lulzy 'cause he was just walking around in a t-shirt, out shopping or something. with a lunchbox.
SavageLucy42 (1:18:57 AM): that's so cute

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Adam has issues.

Wizeman4ever (12:01:11 PM): I'm gonna fuck him up the ass one of these days and laugh while doing it.

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20:22 allah ackbar : ironman was surprisingly sucky...
20:22 scythemantis : as far as I know Watchmen was always pessimistic and cynical
20:22 Savage Lucy : i love iron man you shut your wh.ore mouth
20:22 allah ackbar : RDJ tony is crap, too old
20:22 Savage Lucy : I WILL *** KILL YOU
20:23 allah ackbar : plus theres not enough ironman, and when there is ironman, his visors up to showcase RD
20:23 scythemantis : All that gets Lucy through her mediocre life are her Tony Stark fantasies : (
20:23 Savage Lucy : without tony, i'd have nothing!
20:23 allah ackbar : tony=awesome, RDJ not so much
20:24 Savage Lucy : i'm gonna murder you in your sleep
20:24 allah ackbar : pretty good in tropic thunder though

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Money

Red Degna (12:14:51 AM): Did I tell you about my kickass computer on the way?
SavageLucy42 (12:15:04 AM): no but im sure you will
Red Degna (12:15:30 AM): Ouch.
Red Degna (12:15:45 AM): Well, it's kickass and it'll arrive on Tuesday.
Red Degna (12:15:59 AM): And like $3100.
SavageLucy42 (12:16:25 AM): um that's a lot of money
SavageLucy42 (12:16:32 AM): what does it do, suck you off while you type?

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