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scythemantis (8:56:05 PM): dammit! > : (
SavageLucy42 (8:56:31 PM): WAT
scythemantis (8:56:35 PM): the hottest most glasseswearingest art chick who seemed like she was flirting with me is like 15
scythemantis (8:56:43 PM): she doesn't look it
SavageLucy42 (8:56:44 PM): lol see you are a pedo
scythemantis (8:56:49 PM): I am not!!!
scythemantis (8:56:53 PM): they come to ME!
scythemantis (8:57:01 PM): probably because I look and sound their age
SavageLucy42 (8:58:16 PM): no, you dont
SavageLucy42 (8:58:23 PM): they probably have daddy issues
scythemantis (8:58:31 PM): how do you know? You've never met me
scythemantis (8:58:38 PM): people are frequently amazed I'm in my 20's
SavageLucy42 (8:58:46 PM): yeah cause you look 30
scythemantis (8:58:48 PM): they think I'm 19 at the oldest
SavageLucy42 (8:58:53 PM): bullshit
scythemantis (8:59:05 PM): they repeatedly mistake me for very young
SavageLucy42 (8:59:18 PM): whatever you say, pedobear
scythemantis (8:59:47 PM): I look older in photos I guess, and when I didn't shave
scythemantis (9:00:03 PM): it's probably my voice that makes people think I'm young, I sound like it never changed
SavageLucy42 (9:00:17 PM): just fuck the 15 year old then, i wont judge you
scythemantis (9:00:23 PM): I don't think it DID. I never had the cracking voice when I was a teen
scythemantis (9:00:25 PM): ew no
scythemantis (9:00:43 PM): none of this conversation has been me attempting to justify fucking a child, Lucy
scythemantis (9:00:52 PM): I'm sorry you're so willing to read into everything that way
SavageLucy42 (9:01:04 PM): you sure talk about young chicks all up on your balls alot
scythemantis (9:01:52 PM): but you know I don't initiate anything whatsoever with people
SavageLucy42 (9:02:04 PM): or is that what you want me to think?
scythemantis (9:02:16 PM): why would I want YOU to think anything?
scythemantis (9:02:32 PM): I don't care about YOU
scythemantis (9:02:40 PM): nobody does! not even red now!
SavageLucy42 (9:03:07 PM): red bought comics yesterday
scythemantis (9:03:45 PM): when girls come onto me they're either children, fattys or furries : c
SavageLucy42 (9:04:03 PM): and what does that tell you?
scythemantis (9:04:09 PM): all the guys you almost get are just douchebags though
SavageLucy42 (9:04:12 PM): are are not desirable to attractive females
SavageLucy42 (9:04:24 PM): its different the other way around
scythemantis (9:04:34 PM): how so?
SavageLucy42 (9:04:41 PM): it is
scythemantis (9:04:56 PM): ugly girls get attractive guys trying to bone them?
SavageLucy42 (9:05:31 PM): no i mean that girls are less likely to BE approached because guys wont ask unless they're 98% sure you'll fuck them
SavageLucy42 (9:05:40 PM): and im that 2% they were wrong about
SavageLucy42 (9:06:21 PM): those percentages dont make sense
scythemantis (9:06:37 PM): if I approached girls in a presumptuous context I don't think I'd have any better luck
SavageLucy42 (9:06:51 PM): confidence. be ron burgundy
scythemantis (9:06:52 PM): I think I'd end up with worse than fat furries
scythemantis (9:07:01 PM): i.e. BITCHES LIKE U
SavageLucy42 (9:07:16 PM): that or die alone i guess...
scythemantis (9:07:26 PM): those are actually pretty equivalent options
SavageLucy42 (9:07:35 PM): hahahaaa
scythemantis (9:08:04 PM): besides, everybody dies alone unless there's a suicide pact
scythemantis (9:08:14 PM): it's not like someone you love is on a magic timer
SavageLucy42 (9:08:21 PM): i wanna be like hitler and eva braun...
scythemantis (9:08:37 PM): you might die with a loved one by you, but where does that leave THEM?
SavageLucy42 (9:09:01 PM): killing themself. very romantic
scythemantis (9:09:05 PM): there is no happy ending for anybody ever in the world
scythemantis (9:09:17 PM): especially lucys
scythemantis (9:09:27 PM): you will NEVER find a hitler of your own!
SavageLucy42 (9:09:42 PM): im gonna get rich and famous. and then i will buy a man to love me
SavageLucy42 (9:09:45 PM): you'll be jealous
scythemantis (9:09:58 PM): why would I be jealous I don't want no gross man with a penis
scythemantis (9:10:11 PM): ew!
scythemantis (9:10:37 PM): all puffy and purple and shit!
SavageLucy42 (9:11:05 PM): that's not what a penis looks like
scythemantis (9:11:17 PM): with all those little black holes all up and down it!
scythemantis (9:11:31 PM): and that thing that glows when you're angry!
scythemantis (9:13:33 PM): tomorrow is artists reception and mingling with collectors and investors
scythemantis (9:13:45 PM): and then thursday is the artists-only party
SavageLucy42 (9:13:56 PM): you dont know ANYTHING about mingling!
scythemantis is available (9:14:08 PM)
scythemantis (9:14:08 PM): I know! I'm gonna stand around and look all weird!
SavageLucy42 (9:14:17 PM): drink the free wine
scythemantis (9:14:25 PM): but people expect artists to be weird
scythemantis (9:14:44 PM): there are much weirder people than me at this thing
scythemantis (9:14:49 PM): and pretentious people
SavageLucy42 (9:15:04 PM): (free wine)
scythemantis (9:15:32 PM): there are TOTAL "I strike a blow to the status quo with my genius!" people
SavageLucy42 (9:15:46 PM): what is that from?
scythemantis (9:16:00 PM): nowhere I recall
scythemantis (9:16:04 PM): that's just the attitude
scythemantis (9:16:27 PM): ooh I painted a vagina and there's jesus there too. TAKE THAT, SOCIETY
SavageLucy42 (9:16:58 PM): oh 'strike a blow to the status quo' sounds like a song lyric that like. the villain from great mouse detective might say
scythemantis (9:17:10 PM): I bet he would
scythemantis (9:17:27 PM): I didn't even mean to rhyme it
scythemantis (9:17:56 PM): there is some cool art though there is one painting of a PELICAN and its chin is a BOOB!

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scythemantis
Jan. 19th, 2010 10:56 am (UTC)
Was I really copy-pasteably entertaining for THAT long? That's like ten conversations, there!

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