Facebook makes me sad...

Dave Warwak is on the hill wearing earplugs and a gas mask, trying to catch some zzzzzzzzzzz's and dreaming of a vegan world, while corpse-munchers down below blast rap and burn cadavers---wafting the stench with fans pointing upwards---while drinking and feeding their corpse-holes and laughing their fat asses off

Jennifer R
Wait. Dreaming of a vegan world while all us terrible meat eaters have a awesome luau? Why did you friend me again?

Dave Warwak
You are in fine company Jennifer.

In the end of June, corpse-munching Obama held an Aloha-style death offering on the South Lawn. Hawaiian hit-man Alan Wong served up Kalua pigs (Kalua: to cook in an underground oven/typically whole pigs), salmons, shrimps, clams, tilapias, chickens, lambs, baby pig rib parts, blood, pus, moldy innards and various other nasty secretions.

Wong wanted to dig a pit to roast the murdered pigs in an authentic re-creation of his cannibal ancestors' habits, however, the White House insisted they slow-burn the unfortunate cut-up souls above ground in plain view of humanity.... Read more

http://veganschool101.blogspot.com/2009/07/more-tax-money-spent-on-corpse-munching.html

Jennifer R
Now I just want a big pile of delicious bacon. Oh and the unfriend button. c

KorinFaux (11:31:48 PM): lucy
KorinFaux (11:31:55 PM): you and your femboner
SavageLucy42 (11:32:10 PM): i call it a girl boner
KorinFaux (11:32:22 PM): well that's what I call it!
SavageLucy42 (11:32:31 PM): omg we have so much in common!
KorinFaux (11:32:43 PM): woo
KorinFaux (11:33:47 PM): lets marry
SavageLucy42 (11:34:07 PM): but you're a girl...
SavageLucy42 (11:34:11 PM): i dont like girlsex
KorinFaux (11:34:13 PM): I'm thinking alien theme
KorinFaux (11:34:21 PM): your learn to like it!
SavageLucy42 (11:34:28 PM): but i already like penis
andrewstl (11:34:29 PM): ...proceed
SavageLucy42 (11:34:32 PM): im like a PRO at liking penis
KorinFaux (11:34:44 PM): we can rent penises
andrewstl (11:34:49 PM): okay too far
andrewstl (11:34:50 PM): haha
SavageLucy42 (11:34:53 PM): i dont wanna rent i wanna oooooowwwwn

SavageLucy42 (9:37:43 PM): in your opinion, which is the best lethal weapon movie?
Red Degna (9:38:10 PM): I'm a horrible person. I don't think I've seen any of them.
SavageLucy42 (9:38:25 PM): okay. im taking away your man liscence.
SavageLucy42 (9:38:33 PM): you are no longer a man.

21:30 Halloween : Lucy would have sex with AL.
21:30 Savage Lucy : So?
21:30 Savage Lucy : I bet Al knows things.
21:30 Prime : Hall, everyone would have sex with Al.
21:30 Prime : Everyone.
21:30 Halloween : would you Prime?
21:31 Halloween : see unlike you and lucy.
21:31 Dr Iron Man : I never got what was funny about Leave it to Beaver
21:31 Ted Fufu : I would
21:31 Dr Iron Man : I'd hear the laugh track
21:31 Halloween : i'd make him buy me dinner first.
21:31 Dr Iron Man : And feel like I missed a joke
21:31 Savage Lucy : but you'd still hit it, hall
21:31 Prime : I would let Al do things to me that would make it so I can never get to heaven

00:12 Savage Lucy : Korin do not wear that thing to bed. because you will swallow it
00:12 Korin : what?
00:12 Savage Lucy : that wig
00:12 Korin : xD
00:13 Savage Lucy : that is a wig right?
00:13 Korin : what is?
00:13 Savage Lucy : the thing on your head
00:13 Korin : :(
00:13 Savage Lucy : i hope that's a wig...
00:13 Korin : it's my nice black hair thank you very much ;-;
00:13 Savage Lucy : so it WAS a rug!

22:58 Savage Lucy : here have a comic page http://savagelucy42.deviantart.com/art/The-Acceptables-I2P7-128942896
22:59 Dr Scientist Red PhD : more meeting table?
22:59 Ted Fufu : That is one weak wall
22:59 md : mythbusters busted that
22:59 Savage Lucy : no different meeting
22:59 Gene Slamm : LITIGATION JACKSON
22:59 Ted Fufu : THE SYSTEM WORKS
23:00 Ted Fufu : jerk
23:00 Yakitori : I heard Tony Jay
23:00 Yakitori : WHERE IS HE
23:00 Ted Fufu : He's the judge
23:00 Yakitori : :D
23:00 Ted Fufu : Judge Jay
23:00 Yakitori : stop haggling, Bruce
23:00 md : sherrif lando
23:01 Yakitori : smooch smooch
23:01 Savage Lucy : actually red that's a different table, but i did the establishing shot on a different page
23:01 Savage Lucy : (Lucy is a terrible artist)
23:01 Dr Scientist Red PhD : lucy likes tables
23:01 Dr Scientist Red PhD : and table shots
23:02 Dr Scientist Red PhD : shots of tables
23:02 Dr Scientist Red PhD : table action scenes
23:02 Dr Scientist Red PhD : drama table drama
23:02 Yakitori : I'd watch a drama about tables
23:02 Prime : Lucy makes tables of all the shots of tables that she draws.
23:02 Savage Lucy : i like dialogue and not having to draw more than waste up shots.
23:02 Dr Scientist Red PhD : tables fighting tables
23:02 Dr Innosin : Go for it Yaki
23:02 Dr Innosin : I'd say it has legs
23:02 Winter Stormer : ow
23:02 Prime : Lucy, is there going to be a table villain in your comic?
23:03 Dr Scientist Red PhD : it's certainly a show you could coast on
23:03 Savage Lucy : lol no
23:03 Yakitori : Prime: a table with a moustache and a top hat
23:03 Yakitori : and a sinister past
23:03 Prime : Gentleman Table!
23:03 Savage Lucy : i have to introduce all the villains before i can have the villains at their table...
23:03 Yakitori : Prime: with ANGRY eyebrows
23:03 Dr Scientist Red PhD : have the villains break the tables
23:03 Winter Stormer : http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bad-table.jpg
23:03 Winter Stormer : ?
23:03 Prime : I'm not talking about villains at a table.
23:03 Dr Scientist Red PhD : and then have nothing below the waist
23:03 Savage Lucy : perhaps that was a bad page to post... with all my other tables...
23:04 Korin : wonderful table
23:04 Yakitori : Lucy: you should probably branch out a bit, start learning to draw full body shots.
23:04 Savage Lucy : http://savagelucy42.deviantart.com/art/The-Acceptables-I1P9-125796470 no tables here
23:04 Dr Scientist Red PhD : table love scenes
23:04 Prime : Gentleman Table uses his powers to force people to sit around him and discuss things.
23:04 Savage Lucy : uh i do draw full body shots, i just did a lot of scenes like that
23:04 Yakitori : oh, gotcha
23:04 Savage Lucy : i know how to draw im lazy
23:04 Gene Slamm : JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
23:04 Dr Innosin : TONYYYY
23:04 Dr Scientist Red PhD : she should be looking at a table through those binoculars
23:04 Yakitori : JAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
23:04 Savage Lucy : LOL
23:04 Savage Lucy : fuuuuck you red
23:04 Korin : what?
23:04 Korin : nakedly slimy?
23:05 Savage Lucy : did you guys see the "fight" in issue 0? it was sobad
23:05 Yakitori : YOU ARE ALL NOW PICTURING JUDGE CLAUDE FROLLO
23:05 Savage Lucy : i am so bad at angles and ***
23:05 Korin : judge fudge
23:05 Prime : Someone needs to buy a copy of Lucy's comic and just draw tables in every possible panel.
23:05 Savage Lucy : buuuut i will be able to draw the cars.
23:05 Gene Slamm : BREAK INTO SONG
23:05 Savage Lucy : lol *** you too prime
23:05 Dr Scientist Red PhD : i would be willing to spend money to do that
23:05 Dr Scientist Red PhD : the AccepTABLES
23:05 Prime : Can you draw tables, Red? Do you have such skill?
23:05 Prime : Hahah!
23:05 Savage Lucy : OH SHlT
23:05 Dr Innosin : red..
23:05 Prime : Yes!
23:05 Dr Innosin : hahahaha
23:06 Dr Scientist Red PhD : yes i can draw tables
23:06 Dr Scientist Red PhD : only tables though
23:06 Savage Lucy : NOW YOU ALL SEE THROUGH TO MY SINISTER PLOT!
23:06 Prime : Lucy, I think we've just come up with your first fanfiction
23:06 Savage Lucy : I have to kill you all now
23:06 Dr Scientist Red PhD : replace all the characters and plot devices with tables
23:07 Gene Slamm : Fff
23:07 Prime : Replace all the characters with tables. And the cars with tables.
23:07 Winter Stormer : I know I've got some good table shots around here
23:07 Gene Slamm : God
23:07 Prime : So it will be tables driving around on tables.
23:07 Gene Slamm : I want a loop of that
23:07 Dr Innosin : LISTEN TO TONY JAY
23:07 Gene Slamm : Jay saying "SHUT THE HELL UP"
23:07 Savage Lucy : im getting to some drama, but it's actually kinda slow going. no matter how much dialogue i cram into a page
23:07 Dr Scientist Red PhD : will the final battle have tables?
23:07 Dr Scientist Red PhD : i hope so
23:07 Savage Lucy : they will defeat the tables
23:07 Savage Lucy : also. that wasnt a table. it was a DESK
23:07 Savage Lucy : so *** you guys
23:08 Dr Scientist Red PhD : someone gets a table thrown into their face
23:08 Savage Lucy : DESKS VS TABLES
23:08 Dr Innosin : ah
23:08 Dr Innosin : lucy's into the interracial stuff
23:08 Prime : Lucy, as fanservice, we would all like to request that tables be put in the comic in many more places.
23:08 Savage Lucy : i cant stop laughing
23:08 Yakitori : tables in bikinis
23:08 Savage Lucy : tables have never been so funny
23:08 Prime : table 34!
23:08 Savage Lucy : im gonna make that my tag line
23:08 Prime : Inno, get on it
23:08 Savage Lucy : The AccepTABLES : Tables have never been so funny.
23:08 Yakitori : Lucy:....YES FUND IT
23:08 Gene Slamm : YES
23:09 Gene Slamm : The final battle
23:09 Gene Slamm : The AccepTABLE vs Garfield's Table

SavageLucy42 (12:50:47 AM): lol watch them on twitter?
kahladw (12:51:08 AM): I refuse to even look at twitter
SavageLucy42 (12:51:43 AM): i only do it for iron man.

SavageLucy42 (9:41:51 PM): still, this is funny. http://www.elanrodgertrinidad.com/illo/watchmen_final_web.jpg and az totally picked it apart like it was supposed to be meaningful
Blues PT00 (9:43:07 PM): lol
Blues PT00 (9:43:13 PM): I remember the original of this
SavageLucy42 (9:43:53 PM): i say "who needs rape when there's hostess fruit pies?" all the time now.
Blues PT00 (9:44:59 PM): http://tomztoyz.blogspot.com/2009/04/holy-cupcakes-batman-penguin-vintage.html
SavageLucy42 (9:45:13 PM): wait is that why you bought fruit pies all the time? to resist raping?
Blues PT00 (9:45:18 PM): yes
Blues PT00 (9:45:24 PM): I was gonna rape you SO BAD
SavageLucy42 (9:45:36 PM): thank god for those fruit pies!
Blues PT00 (9:45:40 PM): lol
Blues PT00 (9:46:03 PM): that, and they were 3 for a dollar
Blues PT00 (9:46:07 PM): that's fucking BONKERS
SavageLucy42 (9:46:32 PM): yeah but rape is free...
Blues PT00 (9:46:59 PM): OH GOD, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THAT
Blues PT00 (9:47:08 PM): but then again, rape doesn't come in apple and cherrt
Blues PT00 (9:47:13 PM): cherry, even
SavageLucy42 (9:47:21 PM): you could rape an apple?
Blues PT00 (9:47:27 PM): that's not the same...

shogunkirioji (10:56:04 PM): Huh, their only selling point is that it's in 3d
SavageLucy42 (10:56:50 PM): NEXT YEAR EVERYTHING WILL BE IN 3D
SavageLucy42 (10:57:08 PM): oh MAn if Iron Man 2 is in 3d i might die.
shogunkirioji (10:59:08 PM): You can almost reach out and touch him
SavageLucy42 (10:59:22 PM): if only

Too soon?

Okay so I asked around to see who'd be interested and there was a pretty decent response.

I'm offering ad space in my upcoming comic book to cover my initial printing costs. I'll do this with each issue, and they will probably come out every other month. I'm about a page and a half (and a cover) away from being finished with the first issue. (Note that I will get a proof before I print a bunch, so they won't be available until the middle of next month.)

You can see a few pages right here so you know what it's all about. It's a group of third tier super heroes. Yay.

A full page ad is $30 and a quarter page is only $10. The comic is in BLACK AND WHITE so please keep that in mind when designing your ads (In the future it might go to color. We'll see!) A standard comic book page is 6 x 9, and I will want your ad in 300 DPI (If you need help, just ask.) If you're interested in the back cover or inside the front cover, feel free to ask.

Ads are first come first serve. Meaning they'll be in the comic in the order that they are paid for, and I will not hold a spot. (I am in the process of laying out the comic and figuring out where the ad breaks will be.)

Thanks in advance guys! I can't wait to see what you come up with!

We've long established my comic movie faggotry, so I won't pretend I'm too cool for school or anything.

I wasn't super crazy about Adrian the first time I saw Watchmen, but I have to admit that his fangirls have made me see the light.



That's one fucking fierce super hero.

Okay so Marishka Hargitay must be a robot or something because no human could say, with a straight face, "Why do you think the killer sodomized your husband with a banana?"

SavageLucy42 (11:03:11 PM): moth
SavageLucy42 (11:03:15 PM): i hate to break this to you
SavageLucy42 (11:03:22 PM): but the squid is fucking stupid
scythemantis (11:16:57 PM): UR stupid
SavageLucy42 (11:17:25 PM): well it is
scythemantis (11:17:39 PM): yeah the common complaint is that it's out of left field and doesn't fit the tone that the book builds you up with at all
SavageLucy42 (11:17:46 PM): nope it doesnt
scythemantis (11:18:00 PM): but THEREIN LIES THE GENIUS according to other people
SavageLucy42 (11:18:06 PM): i knew it was coming and its still like. grimdarkgrimdarkgrimdark WACKY SQUID YEAH!
scythemantis (11:18:34 PM): it's supposed to be like, generic cheesy superhero villain insertion
SavageLucy42 (11:19:54 PM): anyway mad scientist cheesy super villainy cant come out of left feild when you spend the first 350 pages making super heroes all serious masked vigilante type people
scythemantis (11:20:58 PM): but you know you're saying this to someone who would do EXACTLY that if he had a comic book
SavageLucy42 (11:21:30 PM): no you'd make it assinine FROM THE GETGO
SavageLucy42 (11:21:43 PM): you wouldnt do 350 pages of grimdark then get assinine
scythemantis (11:22:06 PM): that has only ONE s, LUCY!
SavageLucy42 (11:22:49 PM): the extra s is for extra ass
scythemantis (11:22:57 PM): lol

Blues PT00 (8:35:23 PM): SHUT UP IN THERE
SavageLucy42 (8:35:53 PM): dont be jealous just cause you cant laugh anymore being a soulless husk
Blues PT00 (8:36:12 PM): I can laugh at your suffering when I kill you slowly tonight.
SavageLucy42 (8:36:18 PM):
Blues PT00 (8:36:19 PM): : D
SavageLucy42 (8:36:29 PM): i have already sent my army of earwigs to destroy you
Blues PT00 (8:36:36 PM): I sleep among them
Blues PT00 (8:36:42 PM): I am one with the earwigs
SavageLucy42 (8:36:48 PM): lol
Blues PT00 (8:36:55 PM): infact, I shall pinch you to death with my ass
Blues PT00 (8:36:59 PM): MENTAL IMAGE
SavageLucy42 (8:37:03 PM): um yeah
SavageLucy42 (8:37:14 PM): some hellatious hemoroids you got there
Blues PT00 (8:37:34 PM): you're just jealous that I am the next evolutionary step in humanity
SavageLucy42 (8:37:45 PM): are you?
Blues PT00 (8:37:50 PM): ...no
SavageLucy42 (8:37:57 PM): goodbye wisdom teeth, hellow assfingers!
Blues PT00 (8:38:04 PM): lol
Blues PT00 (8:38:11 PM): better than asspennies

Rorschach's Journal
April 23, 2009

Somebody told me Ronald Reagan was president in 1985.

The actor?

And who's vice president? Jerry Lewis?

I suppose Jane Wyman is the first lady! And Jack Benny is secretary of the treasury!

Must construct flux capacitor to investigate further.

23:42 Savage Lucy : So. I was reading through my twitter updates. And I'm following jon favreau cause im a loser and want to know THIS SECOND what's happening with iron man 2
23:42 Savage Lucy : Jon_FavreauWrapped. Heading home. Robert was on fire. We're hitting our stride.
23:42 Savage Lucy : for a minute i thought robert was LITERALLY on fire

kahladw (1:11:49 AM): oh, btw, thought you'd like this. TMZ photographed robert downey jr walking around with an iron man lunchbox today
SavageLucy42 (1:11:55 AM): lol hot
kahladw (1:12:26 AM): and all the commentary was like "LOLOL IRON MAN CARRIES AN IRON MAN LUNCHBOX, NERD!WIN"
SavageLucy42 (1:16:08 AM): lol
SavageLucy42 (1:16:20 AM): now i have to go look
kahladw (1:16:32 AM): I'm trying to find it on their site. they showed it on the tv show
kahladw (1:16:41 AM): that I was watching like a fag
SavageLucy42 (1:16:51 AM): no worries i was watching cartoons
kahladw (1:17:31 AM): LOL I googled and found a different time from January. He really digs that lunch box link
SavageLucy42 (1:17:52 AM): dude if i was iron man i would totally carry a iron man lunchbox around
SavageLucy42 (1:18:30 AM): i was gonna comment on what he's wearing but then i remembered sherlock holmes
kahladw (1:18:42 AM): I don't think tmz has their pictures on the web yet, but it was even more lulzy 'cause he was just walking around in a t-shirt, out shopping or something. with a lunchbox.
SavageLucy42 (1:18:57 AM): that's so cute

Dear Torrent-patrons,

Could you leave your hatred of the movie itself out and just review the quality of the bootleg plzthx? If I want a review, I won't be going to torrent sites.

TheGreatAzeral (11:52:39 AM): We could live like homless
SavageLucy42 (11:52:50 AM): noooo
SavageLucy42 (11:52:52 AM): i want a home
SavageLucy42 (11:53:55 AM): i like showering regularly
TheGreatAzeral (11:56:31 AM): Me too
SavageLucy42 (11:57:04 AM): we should shower together
SavageLucy42 (12:04:07 PM): are you done?
TheGreatAzeral (12:04:18 PM): Not yet
SavageLucy42 (12:04:28 PM): do i need to get you a towel?
TheGreatAzeral (12:05:21 PM): Haha